Harold Camping, the guy who predicted with much fanfare that the Rapture would happen at 6pm (local time) last Saturday, has come forward to bask in the afterglow of having correctly predicted the Rapture explain away the seeming lack of Raptureness.
Harold says the Rapture indeed happened on Saturday (and almost nobody noticed) -- it was "an invisible judgment day" of a spiritual nature rather than Old Testament style smiting or New Age-y floating up to heaven. Harold says he can still feel it happing all around him, and that the final doomsday is still on track for October 21st.
Oh, and we don't need to talk about this anymore, he says. I'm sure he'd appreciate that.
He's also keeping all the donations folks sent in to promote Rapture readiness.