I guess werewolves overrunning a high school football game would be right out, too ...

Via shockwave77598: Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening.

The "Terrorest Threating"?

"My story is based on fiction," said Poole, who faces a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge. "It's a fake story. I made it up. I've been working on one of my short stories, (and) the short story they found was about zombies. Yes, it did say a high school. It was about a high school over ran by zombies ... It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing."

Even so, police say the nature of the story makes it a felony. "Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky," said Winchester Police detective Steven Caudill.

I guess Donnie Darko, certain episodes of The Simpsons and Rock and Roll High School are felonious materials in Kentucky, too.