Spam du Jour

[ysengrin]

The Lord has bigger plans for you than just sitting here reading this email.
Like taking your match from heaven to dinner ...

First time I read this I parsed it as taking my match (as in firestarter) from heaven (a location) to dinner (another location), and wondered why Lord God Almighty™ wanted me to shuffle tiny bits of wood with sulphur heads around. After scratching my head I decided it should have been read as "match-from-heaven" instead, and decided I needed more coffee.

The email linked to some p0rn site, of course, where you can presumably check out prospective matches-from-heaven. No, I didn't click the link.

Spam has been running at around 100-120 a day since the last spike.

Comments

[schnee.livejournal.com]

The conversation in my head would probably have gone something like this:

"The Lord has bigger plans for you than just sitting here reading this email."

"You're right! *deletes*"

Kinda makes you wonder - it's like a book that starts with saying "you shouldn't be reading this book, you've got better things to do!".

[ysengrin.livejournal.com]

I blame my shortage of coffee in my blood at the time.

[schnee.livejournal.com]

*s* Too much blood in your coffeestream? Yeah, I know that problem... ^^